The Team
Alex Yeates
Chief Strategic Drinking Officer
Department: Beverage Control
Reports to: The Groom
Direct Reports:Â Anyone holding an empty glass
aka
Father of the Groom
Alex Yeates
Chief Strategic Drinking Officer
Department: Beverage Control
Reports to: The Groom
Direct Reports: Anyone within a 10-metre radius
aka
Father of the Groom
Neil Percival
VP of Nodding Along
Department: Approvals
Reports to: Sue Piazza
Will not go against anything Cost Saving Officer suggests
aka
Step-Father of the Bride
Alec Wright
VP of Hair & Make-up
Department: Beauty
Reports to: The Groom
Entirely self-appointed
Groom states not to believe a word he says
aka
Best Man A
Sophie Yeates
Director of Adolescent Operations
Department: People and Culture
Specialism: Selective hearing and strategic eye-rolling
aka
Chief Bridesmaid
Senior Manager of Unnecessary Enthusiasm
Department: Demon Hunter Affairs
Saving the world, one choreography at a time
Evey Piazza
aka
Bridesmaid
Anne Yeates
Chief Dessert Operator
Department: Guest Relations
Reports to: People over 4' 8"
Advocates for the use of Basmati rice in puddings
aka
Mother of the Groom
Sue Piazza
Cost Saving Officer
Department: Finance
Reports to:Â No one
Specialism: Finding savings where savings were not requested
aka
Mother of the Bride
Head of Technicalities
Department: Consulting
Reports to:Â The Groom
Providing confident answers to questions nobody asked
Groom states not to believe a word he says
Martyn Puddephatt
aka
Best Man 1
Robyn Yeates
Director of Thought Leadership
Department: Ideas and Innovation
Specialism: Thinking about things that may or may not be relevant
aka
Bridesmaid
Chief Animal Welfare Officer
Department: Sustainability
Representing employees of the four-legged variety
Ellen Coughlan
aka
Bridesmaid